I don’t know what to say regarding tonight’s feature because I fear tonight might turn out like ancient Rome, decadent.
Let me say this to all the Ladies. If you are coming to Mic-Club tonight, please, please do not harass, intimidate nor take off the clothes of our featured guest.
You need to behave yourselves
Do not forget that he is a human being. According to popular consensus, on the outside, you girls might see a rock version of Superman giving you a misguided belief that you could run up to him and tear his clothes off, (We’ll have none of that), but underneath that divinity, there is a living soul.
The same soul you and I have!
You want to throw flowers, this is acceptable. Heck, I will even allow you to throw panties but only if they are kept “decent” (no need to further explain what I meant by that). With that said, please at 9:00pm sharp come support our warm hearted, talented feature, Mr.